The so called Glamorous job of a cabin crew.
Seems like and more so they portray it as a glamours life, all one can see from the outside is beautiful girls and handsome boys indulging themselves in serving tea&coffee and food as per customers choice or no choice in some cases. Ever smiling and makeup up to the mark, red nail paints and lipstick, stocking of the skin color, smokey eyes and best fragrance of channel and nina ricci (so and so forth) amazingly shiny shoes as if a beautiful lady is required to serve the food in case for the food to digest, men having no beard as it might be the only cause of hair fall in the food.
Okay lets agree that certain personal hygiene is required, but if talking about the most of the airlines and most of the passenger traffic travelling in Economy class (cattle class), we will all find something in common that most of the passengers would complain about bad airline food. So, i guess the person who serves the bad food if looks good it works, isn't it? That is the reason correct, companies spend hundreds of dollars on so called Grooming classes.
Leaving behind the grooming classes one more thing.
There is nothing bad in keeping personal hygiene intact and obviously to be prim and proper for the cabin crew as these are the people who serve food, but do we know here that these beautiful ladies/gentlemen wearing Prada watches and channel perfumes, actually clean the very toilet where some fat f**k has just went to throw his dump and haven press the magic blue button which creates a huge noise and magically suck all your dumping inside an invisible septic tank, and for those of you who didn't knew this so far ya your shit doesn't fly in the sky it is inside the same airplane and comes down with you upon a safe landing. Ya all over the place if it crashes and creating the cause of death for the whales if in case of ditching(plane crashing into the ocean), So coming back to the topic so all crew members for sure wearing the plastic gloves before cleaning the toilet in with passengers do there pee pee (often can't aim at the right place), and dump.So the moral of the story is that still you looking slim, attractive, happy, smiling, smell amazing, polite, will make that bad food sound good.
LIFE SAVERS
Cabin crew are trained well for handling the first aid situations from simple headache to a child birth. When i say child birth i mean exactly taking the baby out (who couldn't wait for another few hours inside), from the mother in mid air. Our proficient cabin crew around the globe have delivered so many kids on board (just like the old times when hospitals were not required to deliver a baby), i guess all these babies should be sent to 100 meter relay races in Olympics, ya they will run faster right as they were born on the same fundamental, running fast.
There is a universal saying that blonds are bimbos. But if the same blonde becomes a cabin crew one should see her capabilities. The job is like that, I have been a crew to different airlines and i have noticed that one becomes so street smart after becoming crew.
Cabin crew lifestyle defies one saying and makes it the most positive in all sense, " Jack of all trades, Master of none".
So, in all sense i think that grooming is just a part of cabin crew job, the packing of the package doesn't make the gift look good. And i would suggest all the airline to provide ample amount of GOOD food so that these lovely, energetic, smiling crew doesn't have to lie to the passengers that they are still looking for the choice of food.
Last but not the least that being a cabin crew (Fair amount of cabin crew should agree) is a simplest of job, made complicated by the people in it. It's no rocket science to switch that oven ON and heat the cold food, but if your lipstick is not replenished then there could be a big problem.
I wanna say something to these people... " Go get a life".
Fly High Burn the Sky
Okay lets agree that certain personal hygiene is required, but if talking about the most of the airlines and most of the passenger traffic travelling in Economy class (cattle class), we will all find something in common that most of the passengers would complain about bad airline food. So, i guess the person who serves the bad food if looks good it works, isn't it? That is the reason correct, companies spend hundreds of dollars on so called Grooming classes.
Leaving behind the grooming classes one more thing.
There is nothing bad in keeping personal hygiene intact and obviously to be prim and proper for the cabin crew as these are the people who serve food, but do we know here that these beautiful ladies/gentlemen wearing Prada watches and channel perfumes, actually clean the very toilet where some fat f**k has just went to throw his dump and haven press the magic blue button which creates a huge noise and magically suck all your dumping inside an invisible septic tank, and for those of you who didn't knew this so far ya your shit doesn't fly in the sky it is inside the same airplane and comes down with you upon a safe landing. Ya all over the place if it crashes and creating the cause of death for the whales if in case of ditching(plane crashing into the ocean), So coming back to the topic so all crew members for sure wearing the plastic gloves before cleaning the toilet in with passengers do there pee pee (often can't aim at the right place), and dump.So the moral of the story is that still you looking slim, attractive, happy, smiling, smell amazing, polite, will make that bad food sound good.
LIFE SAVERS
Cabin crew are trained well for handling the first aid situations from simple headache to a child birth. When i say child birth i mean exactly taking the baby out (who couldn't wait for another few hours inside), from the mother in mid air. Our proficient cabin crew around the globe have delivered so many kids on board (just like the old times when hospitals were not required to deliver a baby), i guess all these babies should be sent to 100 meter relay races in Olympics, ya they will run faster right as they were born on the same fundamental, running fast.
There is a universal saying that blonds are bimbos. But if the same blonde becomes a cabin crew one should see her capabilities. The job is like that, I have been a crew to different airlines and i have noticed that one becomes so street smart after becoming crew.
Cabin crew lifestyle defies one saying and makes it the most positive in all sense, " Jack of all trades, Master of none".
So, in all sense i think that grooming is just a part of cabin crew job, the packing of the package doesn't make the gift look good. And i would suggest all the airline to provide ample amount of GOOD food so that these lovely, energetic, smiling crew doesn't have to lie to the passengers that they are still looking for the choice of food.
Last but not the least that being a cabin crew (Fair amount of cabin crew should agree) is a simplest of job, made complicated by the people in it. It's no rocket science to switch that oven ON and heat the cold food, but if your lipstick is not replenished then there could be a big problem.
I wanna say something to these people... " Go get a life".
Fly High Burn the Sky
that's interesting to read.
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